Jesus in the Information Age

When Jesus returns with all His saints 
As scripture states, will it set the stage
For the destruction of technology as we know it
Or will Jesus embrace the Information Age?

Will Jesus use a scroll or an e-reader
I have questions upon His eminent return
Will He do Ted Talks or give lectures up at Harvard Law
Or provide downloads for us to update what we’ve learned?

I’d love to see the look on Jesus’ face
As he bites into a ghost pepper Pringle 
Will He scream and belch fire like a mad dragon
Or laugh at such a tiny little tingle?

Will Jesus drive a Tesla to the temple
Or Segway down Pennsylvania Avenue
Will Jesus float around without assistance 
Giving lessons to every child in school?

Will Jesus show us how to renew energy
Will He shut down all the nuclear power plants
Will Jesus still wear a long white robe
Or be into 80s throwback hammer pants?

I wonder if he’ll enjoy the sounds we make now
E-guitars and synthesizer drums
Or will he show us what Angels play in Heaven
Or teach us brand new whistle sounds and hums?

Will Jesus master search engine optimization 
Will he run genius pivot tables in Excel
Will His Linked-In profile crash the internet 
Can I send Him my offerings on Pay-Pal?

Will Jesus go to movies or a concert
Will He sit and watch The Chosen on TV
Does He need to subscribe to Angel Network
Does He pay by month or save with the yearly fee?

When Jesus rules and reigns above the nations
Will he require speakers and a microphone 
Or will He share His message via Zoom call
Can we re-watch it on our android or iPhone?

Will Jesus take the bullet train to Tokyo
Will he have a chauffeur and a limousine 
Or travel by donkey across the globe
Parting waves as He trots along the sea?

Are there brands He’ll recommend that we all purchase 
With byte coin when the dollar has been erased
Or will He balance us all as economic equals
Which technologies will my savior God embrace?

By Royce Waxenfelter 

1/3/25