They may not make sense or be accurate
But they have to start with something
All nieces like Reese’s Pieces
And all nephews like Skittles
And the ones who don’t no longer have hope
They just fall somewhere in the middle
All lovers like flowers and rings
And all haters like disaster
And lonely people without love or hate
Tend to wear a mask of plaster
All dogs like T-bone steaks
And all kittens like custard
And all the other animals don’t get a say
They just say please pass the mustard
All clouds drift across the blue sky
And all rivers flow seaward
And you can experience both from the helm of a ship
Leaning windward or leeward
All dreamers take years to relate
And all go-getters seem faster
But they each have a way to realize their fate
When they pursue whatever they’re after
All decadence is smothered in lies
And all politics likewise
And one day you’ll learn that life’s too short
Don’t let it be such a surprise
All wanderers have gone astray
And all searchers find something
But little discoveries along the way
Are worth far more than the one ring
All stories lead to the fellowship
And all tales tell of Frodo
In some shape or form you'll find your Sam
And they’ll show you things you don’t know.
